Valentine’s Day is amateur’s night.
The guy picks a restaurant he’s never been to that costs more than he’s ever spent.
He antagonizes over the menu like he’s dead-man-walking to his last meal.
People that never dress, over dress.
One time use lilac bridesmaid shoes make a second go as night-out shoes.
She wants to look sophisticated; her dress is too tight, too short, too summery and she’s wearing the wrong bra.
That dress? Is it even hers?
Don’t try at romance.
Do what you do well even better.
Tell her what you feel.
Give the best of what you got.