If you can’t
Breathe Through Your Nose
Then rinse.
And repeat.
Aaah.
Now that’s good breathing.

Health and Happiness
in every waking
and sleeping hour.
5 easy steps to freedom from jaw tension
and all its evil minions.

Rise and shine.
Greet the day.
Everyday.
Live life to the fullest.
Here’s how.

One world.
One chin.
Per person.
Please.
Tone your chin and throat and put an end to snoring.
Balance thyroid.
And feel good cause, hey, you’re in charge.

Kool and the Gang called it Ladies Night.
In yoga we call it Mula Bandha.
In China, the Tao of Love.
Rock your world.
Tone your business.