Feb 21, 2011
Stand Up Straight
Yoga is easier than you think. And truly transformational. One minute is worth an hour when you practice all day long.
Feb 14, 2011
Old Dog/New Trick
Whose in charge? Is your mind driving you crazy? Do stress and anxiety have you howling at the moon? Then do something about it. Now.
Feb 7, 2011
Great Breath and Healthy Teeth – Clean Your Tongue
Dental health is more that just brushing and flossing. Listen up. Your tongue is filthy. Clean it. Now. Please. Watch and see. Buy tongue cleaners for the whole family. They are cheap and awesome
Feb 3, 2011
Yoga Breathing (Breathe Through Your Nose)
Breathing through your nose rocks. Mouth breathing sucks. Learn how to breathe your way to health and happiness. In bed.
Apr 15, 2010
Pull Up to the Bumper Baby
My favorite car is yellow. It has a meter up front next to the driver who fills the tank, changes the oil, and parks it. All I do is step to the edge of traffic and raise my hand like the pop-quiz whiz-kid who has all the answers. My favortie car is a taxi. For […]
Feb 14, 2010
Amateurs Night
Valentine’s Day is amateur’s night. The guy picks a restaurant he’s never been to that costs more than he’s ever spent. He antagonizes over the menu like he’s dead-man-walking to his last meal. People that never dress, over dress. One time use lilac bridesmaid shoes make a second go as night-out shoes. She wants to […]
Feb 13, 2010
As the Disco Ball Turns
Karneval at Zum Schneider is not to be missed. Not this year. Not ever. Welcome to Disco 7C. Huckapoo shirts, playboy bunny neck bling, and afro wigs in all colors of the rainbow nation are not required but highly represented. Sylvester Disco Daddy and his glittery cast have transformed the sauerkraut und Dinkelacker hall into […]
