Tag Archive for "valentines day"

Feb 14, 2010

Amateurs Night

Valentine’s Day is amateur’s night. The guy picks a restaurant he’s never been to that costs more than he’s ever spent. He antagonizes over the menu like he’s dead-man-walking to his last meal. People that never dress, over dress. One time use lilac bridesmaid shoes make a second go as night-out shoes. She wants to […]